"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.