Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.

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(707): View more from California

My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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(319): View more from Iowa

he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.

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(813): View more from Florida

So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.

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(708): View more from Illinois

we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year

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