she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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