Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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