3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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