went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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