Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
that's an acceptable place to lick
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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