We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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