whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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