But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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