Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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