We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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