U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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