oh god the rape fog is back!
are you so shy because you have an std?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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