Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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