he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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