i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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