We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Damn victory sex feels great
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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