too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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