i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
BRING THE BAGELS
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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