Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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