is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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