I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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