was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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