what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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