they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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