what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
