Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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