is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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