at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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