I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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