you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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