I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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