Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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