im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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