You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she pinky promised me she was 18
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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