NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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