Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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