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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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