dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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