If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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