you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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