Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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