I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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