Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just tell him i said nine months
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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