Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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