I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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