Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I need you to use more vowels.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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