I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
