Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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