Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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