that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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