Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Randomize
